Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.

I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie, so I drew all of them. I was going to name the main character Matt, but I didn't think it would go over well in a pitch meeting, so I changed the name to Bart.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?

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