My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side and the guy's hands get all sticky. But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to. I don't know how you do it? You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so. I've just never mentioned it. But it's time you knew how I feel. I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. Goodbye, my wife.

I'm a writer who just happens to draw.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson