Welcome to Suckersville, man.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
I'm a writer who just happens to draw.
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.