I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs, then sent them off a cliff. What did the pigs do? I could never figure that out. It just seemed very un-Christian. Technically, I'm an agnostic, but I definitely believe in hell -- especially after watching the fall TV schedule.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.