Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.

Think beer; drink beer.