So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I grew up babysitting and always enjoyed it. I love family. A couple of my closest friends have kids, and I'm their godfather, and that's one of my greatest pleasures in life, just picking them up from school and hanging out with them.

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.