I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.