I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.