I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.

As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.