I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.