Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.