I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I used to believe in a "Ms. Right", but now i know there is like 4 million "Ms. Rights" and it is just a matter of which one you meet first.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.