I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I became a big Kings fan, and then later on my hometown of Ottawa got a team, so then I was very, very torn. I just love both of those teams very much.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.