Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

Trying to overcome addiction is one of the hardest things for a person to do. And the fact that I had to do it under the scrutiny of tabloid press at first made it seem even more difficult. But in fact, it oddly ended up being a plus. Because of the tabloid stuff, it wasn't like I could walk into a bar and order a drink.

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.