Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.