In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.