In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.

My feeling on therapy is it's a luxury, and if you're fortunate enough to get some smart people to talk to about life, then that's fortunate and you should go for it.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.