In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I went to a high school that didn't have many people in it. There were, like, 60 people in my senior class. There was a group of cool kids and a group of really dorky kids, and I was probably the coolest of the really dorky kids.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.