I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'