I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.