In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.