I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I don't need to be reminded that I was on 'Friends.' I remember - some of it, anyway.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L.A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles.