I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on 'Friends' or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great.