I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.
Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.
My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!
It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.
I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.