A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.

Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Lies are a tremendous karmic setback. Keep it up and you'll come back in the next life as something without a spine. You're not fine. And you don't have to be fine.

Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.