It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee.
Maureen JohnsonNo sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
Maureen JohnsonI sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.
Maureen JohnsonI could envision it all to clearly: Stuart or Debbie finding the dented door off its hinges, lying in the snow. "She came in, ravaged the boy, stole plastic bags, and ripped off the door in her escape," the police would say in the APB. "Probably making her way to bust her parents out of jail.
Maureen Johnson