A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.