Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.
A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.