Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
If one were loyal to one's nation only because it was good and true ... one would not be loyal to any nation but to truth and goodness. The idea of patriotism would have no place either in our dictionaries or our lives.
He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.