Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.

There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

A smile is the universal welcome.