Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
If one were loyal to one's nation only because it was good and true ... one would not be loyal to any nation but to truth and goodness. The idea of patriotism would have no place either in our dictionaries or our lives.
A smile is the universal welcome.
Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.