There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

A smile is the universal welcome.