All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.

To look at possibility is to be free.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)