When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.