I have an equal opportunity womb!

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.