Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

I have an equal opportunity womb!

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.