I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live."

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.