There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.
I like comedy as a group sport.
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
I feel like I'm a drag queen.