And eternity is a long time. So if you have to spend it with someone I could see wanting to spend it with someone impossible...but interesting.

If you're writing a screenplay, you need to be prepared to let go: there's a good chance the words you write aren't going to be the ones that end up on screen.

Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.

But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .

Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.

I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.

I wonder what it's like to live in Tinaville. I get the feeling it's very shiny there.