Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

I love jezebel.com for the latest on fashion, style, and celebrity gossip. I also love gawker.com for New York celebrity sightings, and galleycat.com and trashionista.com for book news.

Your assignment,' he bellowed at Kelly, 'was to make a persuasive argument. Demanding to know whether detractors of your position are on crack is not arguing persuasively.

Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

When you feel like an outsider - for whatever reason - you spend a lot of time alone.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.