I thought about telling him the truth: 'Oh, nothing. Just having my soul exorcised so I can roam around purgatory, looking for the ghost of the dead cowboy who used to live in my bedroom.

What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One

I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.

I actually love writing for teens best. I had such an awful time in my own teen years - I love having the chance to relive them through my fiction.

It's simple, really," Alaric Wulf said. " Lucien Antonescu is the prince of darkness." Jon nodded. "Yeah," he said. "We know. He's got a castle and stuff.