I was an unhappy child, and that puts me off having a child of my own.

What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

Home. Wow. I’m already calling it home. Well, isn’t that what any place is? Any place that you share with someone you love, I mean?

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink