I was an unhappy child, and that puts me off having a child of my own.

Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." "Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.

In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead, too.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

It was also, however, a favorite place for novices to stand and wait for innocent students to slip up by talking too loudly between classes. No novice has ever been created that could keep Gina quiet, however.

Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear.