Remember... life is short. Each moment you have is precious. Treasure every second. Don't spend them doing anything you don't love.

I mean it. Like, people always talk about how God doesn’t ever give you more than you can handle, but I’m telling you right now, I cannot handle this. This is just too much!

And eternity is a long time. So if you have to spend it with someone I could see wanting to spend it with someone impossible...but interesting.

Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No offense taken,” John said mildly.