You can't turn love on and off like a faucet.

They say it’s always darkest until right before the dawn. I’ve worked on enough projects to know how true this saying really is.

So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I'm not right in the head?

Look, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires. They're made-up. We writers made them up. I'm sorry we did such a good job that we made the whole world paranoid, but it's true. They're fictional. Blame Bram Stoker. He started it.