If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.

I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things.

You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun.

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.