Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I'm one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny.

Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!

Tolstoy was the most gifted writer who ever lived. It's like he stuck a pen in his heart and it didn't even go through his mind on its way to the page.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.