My God, I'd love to smash into the casket of Dostoyevsky, grab that bony hand and scream at the remains, 'Well done, you god-damn genius.'

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.

Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us [people] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little joys, and comedy is very, very important, it's a vital. We underestimate its value, but we should see more comedies. Comedy is life giving, it's invigorating. I really believe it.

There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!

My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.

We mock the things we are to be.