Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator.

It's good to be the king.

Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.

But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.