My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

There's a lot of things that I've done to stick into the box set. You never have it this good. I think people should bargain. They shouldn't just buy the set, it's a little expensive [anyway]. But they should say - I'll give them dialogue, I'm a good writer.

Nothing is free. You got to pay to be in society. First you start with homework.

Not only should we laugh about Hitler. We must laugh about him. Especially in Berlin.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.