My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.

These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.

You want me to admit I'm a four-foot, six-inch freckle-faced person of Jewish extraction? I admit it. All but the extraction. But being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator.

Nothing is free. You got to pay to be in society. First you start with homework.