Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

Organizations like the CIA and the FBI are still kind of supermen, kind of SS troops: We're blond and the best and everyone else should be incinerated. They don't know right from wrong. That's what makes a satire of these government bureaus really funny.

It's good to be the king.