There's a lot of things that I've done to stick into the box set. You never have it this good. I think people should bargain. They shouldn't just buy the set, it's a little expensive [anyway]. But they should say - I'll give them dialogue, I'm a good writer.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.

An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.

I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.

You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.

Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator.