You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.

The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.

If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.