Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

If you're alive, make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

He who hesitates is poor.

Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.

I have been lucky that some critics joined the mob in loving something I've done, or in appreciating it. I've been lucky. But most of the critics don't like what the people like. I think they have a very strange job, and they are meant to criticize.