The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

Good taste is the enemy of comedy.

I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.