The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.

You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

Immortality is a by-product of good work.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.