THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.
I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.