THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.
Mel BrooksI was born on the kitchen table. We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.
Mel BrooksMy brothers went to work at 12 and put themselves through school and brought the family out of ruin into food and clothing.
Mel Brooks