Nothing is free. You got to pay to be in society. First you start with homework.
If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
He who hesitates is poor.
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.
In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.
I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I'm one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny.