My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. The job is to make people laugh. I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

I love spaghetti and sex, sometimes together. My dream of heaven is walking naked through fields of pasta fazool.

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

Creative people should always be striving, they should always be hungry, they should be looking for the next place to go.