I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

Writing is simply one thought after another dying upon the one before.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

My liveliness is based on an incredible fear of death. In order to keep death at bay, I do a lot of "Yah! Yah! Yah!" And death says, "All right. He's too noisy and busy. I'll wait for someone who's sitting quietly, half asleep."

I wanted to entertain so badly that I kept at it until I was good. I just browbeat my way into show business.